What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.