If you like this post you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
give this post the most likes please?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
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Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Five more days.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
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All records are as of March 11th, 2021.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
