Post jokes
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Give this post the most likes, please?
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Memes
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Five more days.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Website Records
Most Likes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5aea13992886f22c3e98bd88/why-are-priests-called-father
Most Dislikes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5a6f42308b40a83af3dda515/today-was-a-terrible-day
Worst Dislike Ratio: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b5293efa5535a611745773c/guys-go-ot-httpsworstjokesevercomjokes5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go
Most Comments: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
All records are as of March 11th, 2021.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Why does this exist?