Population

Population Jokes

Purpose

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

Blonde

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Emo

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

Bleach

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

People

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

People

The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!

People

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

Racist

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Part

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!