Pokémon jokes
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"