Pokémon

Pokémon Jokes

Slavery

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

Friend

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

Friend

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Game

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.

Baseball

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Milk

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Dad

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Police

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

Mama

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Depression

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

Knife

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"