Pokémon jokes

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”

The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”

Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??

He had to use the bathroom!

What is Thanos's favorite video game?

Pokémon Snap.

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.

Weedle will make you high.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?

- Pokémon

I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Pokémon!