Out of the way i need to caterpee
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Let me lickitung until you squirtle.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.
Weedle make you high.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon
I FUCKED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
