Pleasing Jokes

Me trying everyday

My parents yelling
at me to do better:
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Me literally breaking
myself to please them:

Lmao

*At a Restaurant
would you like a table?
No, Not at all. I came here to eat
on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.

dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly

ur dad is gay!!!!

omg!! I didn't mean that please don't tell ur mom

I'M SO SO SO SRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guys can you like my jokes please.

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me

Me: I really want to try hard and
get good grades this term.
Teacher: please read pages 45-51
Me:

me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!

Technoblade!

Please tell me you understand this...

Clasmate: *curses*
Me: I'm going to tell
the teacher!
Them: please don't
Me: * raises hand to
go to the
bathroom*

please stop using this thread it is cancer

A man walks over to a little boy and asks "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?" the little boy replies with "Yes please i love bunnies" The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says "no where is it?" The man says "dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!"

hehe

Me: I'm starting an important video
conference so please keep it down
My kid: ok!
My kid behind me 10 seconds later:
TheStinkerbell
[velociraptor screeches]

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Dumb kid: What does homework mean?

Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means please?

Me:

Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge

i fuck my dad please help me 😭😭😭😭

A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers &;says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"

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