Pleasing jokes
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
can someone please tell what happened?
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.