Pleasing jokes

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

"Prince, please talk to me!"

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

can someone please tell what happened?

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

What do you call a fantastic goat?

Goatastic! So funny please like.

Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?

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