Pleasing jokes

Love

  • Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

    Chicken

  • Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

    Company

  • Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

    Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

    Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

    Amber: Fine!!!!!

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  • Faker

  • I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

    Prince

  • Prince, please talk to me for real...

    Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Somebody

  • I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

    Website

  • Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

    Knock

  • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Please.

    Please who?

    Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

    Lol.

    Hell

  • This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

    God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

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