Play on words jokes
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Does this sentence make any sense?
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!