Play on words jokes
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.