If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?
i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why does the Sun go to school?
can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet
The earth is flat
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
You never told me you were part orangutan, have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.