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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Comments (16)

lol

Stolen from Dave Allen show

this isn't a pun

this fucking guy

stupid joke ...kinda funny?

meow woof

ffffffff him

This was pretty good

That was fun!

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This n!gga thought he sounded all smart and shit until captain obvious say stupidass, the fucking tent is missing

Revamp of the old Lone Ranger and Tonto joke, but it would work so much better with Holmes giving the long winded explinations and Watson pointing out the obvious.

ok

Lol

im done

I get it if you can see the sky there is no tent