Why are feminists jealous of men? because men don't have to stand up to piss
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
I'm a little piss baby! -dream
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what's so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don't come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what's funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I'm done with school for a lifetime.
There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Why did the condom cross the road...... Because he was pissed off.
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
Chuck Norris once pissed in the rank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression
