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Sleep

the struggle is real

A yellow emoji face with a concerned expression is displayed against a dark background. The text "too tired to piss, too full of piss to sleep" is overlaid on the image in white text.

Fortune

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

Springtrap

Real 😔

A dark image with a text overlay that reads: "POV: 7 year old me after holding my piss in all night seeing the sun rise knowing Springtrap can't get me." Below the text is a photo of a sunrise.

Bathroom

The image shows two frames of a character, Seymour Skinner, from The Simpsons. In the first frame he's walking with a thoughtful expression. Text above reads: "Me walking past the bathroom door." In the second frame his expression has changed to a worried look and the text above says: "Hearing my dad take a piss."

Lemonade

The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."

Lgbt

A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."

Cinema worker

A square-headed man is staring intensely. The text reads: "how the cinema worker looks at me when I yell 'water bucket release' and piss all over the family of 4 in front of me."

School

A photo of a tiled wall with a hand-drawn tally chart on it. The chart is labeled with "Why you here?" and has four categories: "Piss", "Vape", "Shit", and "Jerk it", each with tally marks indicating the number of times each activity has been performed. At the bottom of the image, it says: "bro what is this school".

Glass

Two glasses of water, one labeled "OPTIMIST" and having clear liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS HALF FULL", the other labeled "PESSIMIST" and having yellow liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS PISS".

Guy

A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."

Glass

The image presents two glasses side-by-side. The first glass, labeled 'OPTIMIST', is filled with water to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS HALF FULL'. The second glass, labeled 'P|SSIMIST', is filled with a yellow liquid to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS PISS'.

Emoji

A yellow emoji with a simple smile and eyes, expressing ambiguity. The text reads: "I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill you? Is it tired of ur shit? U never know."

Year

Three men stand in front of a sign that says, "You must 21 years to enter". The text on the image says, "I stand up when I piss (On God)". The text below the image says "21 Savage, Offset & Metro Boomin, 'Still Serving'" and "Genius" on the bottom right.

Toe

An image featuring a wizard-like figure with a long white beard and a hood, standing with arms outstretched, emanating light. Below him, a dragon is positioned amidst flames and lava. Overlaying this imagery are bullet points of text: 'This pisses me off for real. Manual breathing. Manual swallowing. Manual blinking. Your toes are touching. You're itchy. The Game.'