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Pet Jokes

My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.

Hey, can I axe you a question?

My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.

Why did I shoot my dog?

Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž

I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.

My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฅด

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.