What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person? A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast)
As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
Yah hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-