Permission

Permission jokes

Orphan

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent signature________________

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?

Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.

Orphan

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Memes

Height

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

Orphan

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they need a parent’s signature.

Orphan

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Mate

I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.

No one goes in there without my permission!

Orphan

Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

Pencil

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."