Permission jokes
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent signature________________
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.