Permission jokes
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account. The entire reason behind this post is for future personal benefit (don't ask and fuck off).
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"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent signature________________
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________