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Short People

386 views · Willy b · 6 months ago

The top half of the image features a 'TOP DEFINITION' headline stating 'National throw short people day' with the description below: 'On October 21, you can throw anyone under 5'4" with no permission needed'. The bottom half shows a close-up of Gimli, the dwarf character from Lord of the Rings, looking surprised and wide-eyed with his mouth slightly agape, possibly in shock or alarm. A 'CocoFun' watermark is in the bottom right corner.

Gang

40 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

Throw

41 views · OzzyTheDinoo · 2 years ago

Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)

A screenshot of a definition of "National throw short people day" which states "On October 21, you can anybody under 5'6" with no permission needed. Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day" It also says by Pug? October 6, 2021 and has like and dislike buttons.

Bathroom

14 views · Nateツ · 2 years ago

The image shows a student asking a teacher if they can use the bathroom. The teacher's response is, 'I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?' A picture of a man with a smirk accompanies the text.

Mom

14 views · Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".

Sphere

51 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Google

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

Human Right

9 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A picture of Willy Wonka looking slightly off to the left. Underneath is a text that says "I'm all for human rights and shit, but if you're on a tour in a factory and decide to wander off, it should be legal for the floor workers to hunt you for sport."

Tinder

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

Chat

191 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A scene inside a courtroom. A lawyer in a suit stands facing a judge seated behind the bench. Sunlight streams through striped blinds. White text overlaid on the image reads, "Permission to call the jury 'chat' your honor?"

Loan

SlothyMemes · 1 year ago

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

Orphan

1528 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

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