Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
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Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
