Performance

Performance Jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Joe Biden

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Blowjob

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at basketball?

He could only dribble rhymes.

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?

In case he had to draw a crowd.

Vegetable

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Rapper

Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?

He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.