Detached Pencil Sharpener Blade

wha-

oh boy hes now working on the actual springlocks in the springtrap suit to make them work

gimme

Amy

i’ll put it to good use

i responded

Ok.

lol

i already did

my mom is as yellong

i just thought of smth for you cass

At you?

Bald

*bals

Bald Bals?

Bals

Bals bald

Amogus

sugoma

kid amogus = sugoma dik

The Pokémon Muc is Cum backwards

Wade do you know the thick rectangular tootsie rolls

Yeah

Just realized that they literally just look like a chunk of shit

How?

That’s crazy

That’s shit

Bumpy brown dildo

Change my mind

💀

Hear me out....

Ok

eat them

*blows out eardrums*

and then vomit them out

Or shit them out

Sounds good to me

jake what the fuck

I ain’t say nuthin

Guess it’s just us dudes huh

Yup..

holy fuck

Sup chex

The Boys just chillin

Scratch that

Chex you’re an honorary dude

yes

im a dude

Ok back to The Boys

Chex you are a man

i am a man

frfr

Chex has a dick now

We are The Boys

yes

The Boys

da boys

in da hood

Los chicos

The Boys

Boys

my mom is on a call with her old classmate

MMM

I love boys

then her friend asked if mama has a daughter rn

The Boys

lets make it our pfp

Chex I miss Madi can you like mentally teleport her to my bed so I can hug her instead of eating Halloween candy to cure my depression

I call dibs on the green goblin

I could have done that as Caine but I’m not Caine anymore

Can you still teleport her to me I’m sad

suffer

Damn

incident?

yes

T-T

I want the Willem Dafoe version

like a sulfer

It was a whole thing…

Do I even want to know?

I'll be rhino

If u want I can tell u on uwu

sure

dibs on the blue one

Theo gives more options

oh shit

Venom is mine

More options

I am venom

I LOVE LEAN

I’ll be carnage then lol

I CHANGED MY MIND

LET THERE BE LEAN

NOO I WANNA BE VENOMM

Toast u be Venom I’ll be Carnage

cool

Movie or classic versions?

classi

c

I love that version of vulture

Nah I wanna be carnage ☹️

Bet

I’m carnage

Jake be Antivenom

>:( you always get the cool ones

FR

Wde could you get me a pfp?

U said u wanted green goblin

My ipad is slow

and makes all images low quality

So u want the classic versions right?

goofy ipad ah ah

Like from the old classic Spider-Man show?

Yeah

or any of them

Bet one sec

*of the old ones

wade is a pfp giver

i was gonna make lady dimitrescu as my pfp

what incident

Guys what do I do with my life my girlfriend is offline and I’m too sad to do the many assignments I still haven’t finished and I can’t play guitar because apparently it’s “tOo LoUd”

i gtg for a bit

sicdk

Like this?

Yeah

wade choose one for me too

damn that’s crazy

LET THERE BE CARNAGE

just become unsad and do your assignments

i cant

im dying of sadness over here

im such a pussy lmao

JAKE BE A CLASSIC SPIDER-MAN VILLAIN

WHO U WANT ILL FIND U A PFP

im too sad to

choose for me

Jake you’re gonna be ok

ty

unsadness yourself

whatd i miss

not much

jake being sad

yeah

oh yeah

oof

Jake sorry for disregarding your sadness

imagine

Waaait Chex who u want

its okay toast

JAKE WHO U WANNA BE

choose for me

im good with anything cus i cant choose either

GUYS WHO SHOULD CHEX BE?

cus im bad at choosing n making decisions

doc ock because tentacle hentai

lol

is it bc im japenis

Ok so Chex is Doc Ock

doc cock

JAKE WHO U WANT

I have like 3 emotions and they're sad happy and horny

is horny an emotion

wade have you seen my yt profile?

real

i should be someone

Wait are we still doing the digital circus thing?

Yea with Goku

who should i be

I have three emotions and they're Horny, horny and horny

nahh

goku is awesome

i have no emotion

cool

who should i be

umm

,..

Who should Amy be?

me irl

Black Cat?

the tree

Wait

from nwh

ou

oh

in the new spiderman game

2

i like trees

Ooooo

Mary jane get like [oosesed or something

the symbiote

lol

Wait which versions are we doing classic or current?

google says morbius is a spiderman villian

its morbin time

JAKE BE MORBIUS

morb

I GOTCHU

lol

The Symbiote Saga

Mary Jane became possessed by the Carnage symbiote, becoming the Carnage Queen. She overwrote the symbiote's obsession with chaos and converted Midtown High into a hive, creating increasingly sophisticated and powerful symbiote-creatures.

i like classic ones better

morbin time ong

I wanna be matchin whatever is going on fr

no

are we all like spider-man characters or what

you dont get to

Amy should be carnage queen

EXACTLY

Oooh yeah in Ultimate Spider-Man

smash

yah

emily have you just been lurking the whole time

We’re a

how long have you been here

we’re all different versions lol

like Zion ion like u jake don’t like u wade don’t like u Madi don’t like u

Facts

Facts

NO I JS CHECKED IN I WAS ON TIKTOK

I forgot that Morbuis already excisted

before the movei

JAKE BE MORBIUS

i dont understand a shit u said just rn

Oh my god I cant spell

m-hmmmm sureeeee

that’s nice

JAKE BE MORBIUS

what did u say?

She sayin all those people don't like me

I promise lmfao or I would’ve said SMTH sooner

its morbin time

HELL YEAAH

GUys I'm gonna say goodnight to my family dont leave the second I leave

imagine having a family

LET THERE BE CARNAGE

its morbin time

its rlly up to yall if u dont like zion

TIME TO MORB

dont bring up what already happened lets just all move on

anyways wade wheres mine

bsck'

weee

eyyy chloe

<333

hiiii <333

and did I bring up what happened? nope.

Chex is doc ock right?

woah woah

chill out

i didnt say anything abt that i just said that before yall might do

Okay but u and me do need to talk

yeah

mk im out imma take a nap or smt idk

i dont think theres smth to talk abt

venom is OBESE

hey

you might not but I do and u do want me to be over this, right?

yeah sure

Hi toast

Its just water weight

LEAAAAAAAN

nah its O B E S E

Its lean weight

its both

yupp

we should Have a spiderman 3 watch party

one day

now or ??

Yes

Chex there

i liek this

oof

big dick energy

Lmao

averge dick energy over here

Toast whos Amy gonna be?

Carnage Queen

The Symbiote Saga

Mary Jane became possessed by the Carnage symbiote, becoming the Carnage Queen. She overwrote the symbiote's obsession with chaos and converted Midtown High into a hive, creating increasingly sophisticated and powerful symbiote-creatures.

Bet

idrc when, I think we should call to talk about it

so if now then sure

hi

is wednesy day ok?

Sure

i get home early till friday

I LOVE THAT SERIES

cus test

SO MUCH

i might be able to call

OH MY GOD

FACTS THO

HOLY SHIT

My childhood

The Deadpool episode was amazing

the whole series was

yall down to call this wed?

Spectacular Spider-Man and Ultimate Spider-Man are W shows

the 4th wall breacks hit different

we can all talk abt it if yall want

to make things clear n stuff

alright

Facts tho

yea

yes or no

I'm down

Why not just call now

okay later when i get home

I’ll see if I’m available

bc im gonna get groceries wit mama like a good kid

hi

but i may not be able to talk but like i can type

ill turn on my cam or smth

Fun

Zion what'd you do?

weeee

I’ll tell ya on uwu

long story

no

Lets not drag this out

im so confused-

Hop on uwu

ok

no dont tell shit to anyone anymore

cus i do regret telling yall

We all know anyways

bruh

a secret is a secret man

Jake made it public then delete it

im not gonna say anything-

It stopped being a secret last Friday

I should stop listening to Nirvana

I cant stop

Lmao

yeah i hated yall for that

im listening to 2 minute notice

Ok, and we hate your boyfriend for that

Chex, none of us meant to hurt you or make u regret anything but AS YOUR FRIEND, (u gon hate me regardless) we discussed wit that stupid big nose bitch Zion.

im just not gonna say anything about it-

Ok.

G O O D

I'm trying to convince someone to mashup Heart Shaped Box and Smells Like Teen Spirit

Emo?

no

Lol

wild boy

aka my 1st ever song i heard

Where’d Morbin Time go?

lilbubblegum

Is this Carnage pfp good?

Yes

yeah

dit flows well

can i make yall minds change?

No

nope sadly

Probably not

its messed up

but ill tolorate him

bruh

why

for you

bc he did smth really bad

i love u for that

Chex u don’t realize how fucked up that was

yeah but he will change

Not rn

The 4 of us were gonna lose our shit Chex

did i miss anything

im sorry it all worried you

or smth

I will

idk if yall r worried

try

Toast and Chloe k ow about Zion

im sorry

Don't apologize

No need to worry

yea

I'm listening to music

It’s ain’t ur fault Chex

yea

It’s his

but personally id stop dating him

And somewhat ours

toast toast did you listen to lounge act yet

I will rn

dope

i wont

cus like

bye whO?

nirvana

I’m on the 9th Rick and Morty episode out of 10 Season 6

hes so nice to me

and so sweet

Sure Chex

We’ll tolerate him because you’re our friend and we care about you, but we won’t like him

lets just change the subject before i go off

yea

thank you

Facts

I was Talking about Nevermind

i really appreciate it

mhm

if he talked to u guys please dont tell him to leave or anything bad

Yup

promise?

alright

……

i promise

please wadey?

unless he does smth bad like that again

I’ll do whatever Jake and the others do

ur gf said she promises

as long as he behaves

She can promise, doesn’t mean I gotta

yea

thank you guys

love yall for that

i really appreciate the things u guys done for me

mhm

wah sorry i can be rlly blind

n stupid

its ok chex

lets talk abt it on a call later?

no ur not

oh i think u guys cant bc yall gotta go to bed

im not sleeping tonight

Maybe

were just trying to look out for you chex

i made zion look bad here even tho hes not

…

I think he is

.

I agree

same

hes not i swear

hes really caring and understanding to me

agreed

Yup

gay'

I think he’s manipulative, regardless if part of him is nice or not? You just can’t trust him, hes fake

i didnt see those mess

Exactly

i have an idea for you and my brother

who

Zion

zion

Zion

yeah

i didnt see the comments

what did yall say

im gonna go fall back into depression for a bit, see you guys later

and whats that

bye Jake

its morbin time

Dont hang yourself

same

Morbin Time

I won't dw

/j

wahht

/j

is it

you guys both like fnaf correct?

Jake lemme know if we’re calling later

correct

okie

hes not i swear

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

bruh, no hate to you chexxy, i love you, but he kinda is.

yea

😭

Yeah

please forgive him

Facts

he promisd me he will change

you should be cassie from fnaf and him be gregory

GreGorY

No, I’ll forgive him when a Monkey can shove a rock up its ass

then its prob gonna break

agreed

ngl ive seen it

but that’s the thing is that he obviously tells lies, so how can you pick and choose what you think he’s saying honestly? I think that if someone kept telling me lies and pulling weasel shit, I’m not gonna try to figure out what’s true or not

lol

he made you uncomfortable chex, and i dont accept that. ever. i will not forgive him. i love you and all, but i just wont.

me and zion made a promise to tell truths and not lies

he didnt now that we talked abt it

Maybe u did

were all good

but how can you trust it after what he did

Chex is that type of person

bc he deserves a 2nd chance

true

He deserves to have his search history checked

not if he did smth that bad

omg real

but why do you believe that, that’s my entire point. He’s lied and manipulated you so much, so why do you still think u can trust him?

YESSSS

Ok you guys keep spitting facts about how Zion is a manipulative jackass, I gotta go do something rq

Brb

also cass do you like the idea so you two can match pfps