Pedo jokes

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."

"What's been going on, John?" I asked.

"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.

The dirty bastard!

Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?

To get them in his van.

Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈