What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the streat?
To get them in his van.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
