Pedo Jokes

Day

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

Priest

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

Museum

Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"

Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.

Post

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

Kid

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

Neighbor

"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."

"What's been going on, John?" I asked.

"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.

The dirty bastard!

Kid

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

Machine

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

Orphan

Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

Ad

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

Grandpa

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

Kid

Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?

To get them in his van.

Corona

Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈

Zone

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

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