Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
What do pears and emo kids have in common? They both be hanging
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
orange: hey pear: hey orange: no hay!
what did the big tree say to the little one? grow a pear!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girls vagina. Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein and they got married and had children who were all named minion. Eventually the rest of his family died and pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were “I have finally ‘peared’ the consequences of all my actions.”
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed
