Pay jokes
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.