Part

Part Jokes

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Rape

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

Baby

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

Year

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!

Rose

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Hair

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Morbius

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

Orphan

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

Site

We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.

Cancer

What’s the best part of stage four cancer?

A: There’s no stage five.

Crush

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

Laptop

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Orphan

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Car

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Student

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.