Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
Kidnapper: hey kid your parents told me to pick you up Kid: Sir this is an orphanage Kidnapper: ...
why do orphans hate cocmelon?
bececuse the parents are in every episode ;
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What the best competition to do with a orphan which ohpan had there parent for the longest
Ur dad oh wait you don’t have that
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
me when the your uh uhhhh when your me when the your uhhh uhhhhh mom
You have to be a good mom to be a milf
Why do orphans have No parents? Because no one loves them.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
My ex was orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
