Parent jokes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.