why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have? Have imaginary parents
Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Like if you know an Orphan.
orphan's are the best people to bully' they have no parent.
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.
Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back
If i make fun of orphans they will cry to their parents. Oh wait
we should stop the orphan jokes, the parents will get mad.
why arent ophens scared of getting in troble at school
because they cant call there parents
why didt the orphan not play video games with his friends cuz his parents wouldt let him
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
