Paedophile jokes

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.

So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.

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  • I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!