Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Overeating Jokes
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. π
If you know it, you know it.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broππ
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
