What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights
He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*
She responds: “see that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “but mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time." slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony? He wanted to clean out the blanket
I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
is that a person over there Na its jesus
Fuck man I just need a fuckin loli to walk all over me
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off.
the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it
