Outer Space jokes
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Hey guys, it's an alien!
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!