Outer Space jokes
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.