Newest Orphanage Jokes - Page 3

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage

whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.

What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died

2) Where did all the orphans go!

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

why do orphan dip there cookies in water cus there dad never came back with milk ohhhhhhh

Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage

Son:why

Father:you’ll need them there

A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish

One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder

what is cold and alone a orphins parent

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Whats the favorite spiderman film form orphans?

homecoming

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."