I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,🤣
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.