Orphanage jokes
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.