Orphanage jokes
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
"Ur mum is big."
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.