Orphanage jokes
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."