Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.

Girl: come over. Orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home. Orphan: oh cool something we have in common.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage

whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.

A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish