Orphanage jokes
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.