Orphanage jokes
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe