Orphanage jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."