Orphanage jokes
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.