Orphanage jokes
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
My name is what orphans can never have.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."