Orphanage jokes

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why can’t an orphan play online games?

They don’t have their parents' input.

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.