Orphanage jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.