Orphanage jokes

Why can’t an orphan play online games?

They don’t have their parents' input.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.