Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Appel all ways gets pick.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
I pushed an orphan and they said I’m telling I asked to who your parents?
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less
Why cant orphans eat chips. cause there family sized