Orphanage jokes
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.