Orphanage jokes
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."