Orphanage jokes

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

Why do orphans love Home Alone?

They like to see a familiar picture.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Why can't an orphan get offended?

What are they gonna do, tell their mom?

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Why did the orphan wait in line?

To see their parents next.

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Does an orphanage have daddy issues?

Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked!

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it’s a family company.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.