Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: *Sobs "No."
God I love working at an orphanage!
Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn't come back form getting the milk
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can’t orphans work at scjonson........bc it’s a family company
why cant orphans play base ball cuz the cant find home
i was walking and i saw a girl crying and she told me to take her doll house and i asked why?she said because i dont have one
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
Q.Why do orphans get on Facebook? A.Because they get liked
Why can’t orphans play poker because they don’t know what a full house is
What’s an orphans favourite movie Home alone
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
lol i have no life :)
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
