Orphanage

Orphanage jokes

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Does an orphanage have daddy issues?

Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.