Orphanage jokes
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I want to be loved.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!