Orphanage jokes
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
DEEZ NUTS!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
"Send me back, I never liked you."
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.