DEEZ NUTS
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
"Send me back, I never liked you."
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
