Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
DEEZ NUTS!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
"Send me back, I never liked you."
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
