Orphanage jokes

Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Why do orphans go to church?

Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

DEEZ NUTS!

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

"Send me back, I never liked you."

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

You know those paper families you cut out?

Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.

My dad asked, "Where are you going?"

Me: "Back to the orphanage."