New Orientation Jokes - Page 2

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

Which way do gay men walk?

One Direction.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...