I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Orientation Jokes
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
