Orientation jokes
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.