New Orientation Jokes - Page 2

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

Robin's gay.

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

🚲 🚲 🚲

😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a christian nationalist he gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?

Flip it upside down.

I'm gay.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?

Bisexual.

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D