Orientation jokes
Why are you gay?
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
You are gay.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
I hate straight people.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
You're gay!
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
You big gay.
Hoyt is gay.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.
"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."
And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"
The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.