My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
how often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
Q: I often times think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
What comes to visit more often then your aunt your acne
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001
What does dead people and often it’s having common because they can’t see the family
what do people often say in a could Mexican kitchen? brrrrrrrito
why don't a jedis make puns that often?
the usually have to force them (i hate myself for that)
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
