Oftenness memes

Picture

3 years ago

Meme

A picture of a man with a grey beard and black jacket. The text overlaid on the image says "I DON'T OFTEN CROP PICTURES, BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS DO A FANTASTIC JOB."

Watch

1 year ago

Two images showing a Jar Jar Binks watch on a person's wrist. In the first picture, the Jar Jar head is facing up. In the second picture, the top of the watch is opened revealing a digital clock and the words "JAR JAR". Text above the image reads: "A watch, especially a finely crafted one, often signifies status and achievement."

Study

2 years ago

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

Human

3 years ago

OMG

A white and orange cat is sitting on a rocky surface outside, looking directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR HUMANS ARE TRYING TO BECOME YOU BY PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING, STAYING HOME ALL THE TIME, AND CLEANING THEMSELVES OFTEN."

Monkey

8 months ago

In the top panel, the text "4 other monkeys: Jumping recklessly on the bed is pretty fun, we should do this more often. The 5th monkey:" is written. The bottom panel shows a still from a movie, depicting a woman with a terrified expression.

Worm

1 year ago

A person is holding a worm up to their nose as if they are going to snort it. The text says: "If God didn't want us to snort worms... He wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!! WORM SNORTING CLUB. Every Monday and Thursday! Location changes often!" The background is a colorful, psychedelic swirl pattern.

Jokes

Competition

9 years ago

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.

Instrument

9 years ago

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Woman

1 year ago

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

Oftenness jokes