Offensive

Offensive Jokes

9/11

(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.

King

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

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  • Indian

    If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

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  • Year

    Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

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  • Man

    There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

    You can't fuck a rock.

    Miscarriage

    What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

    Her miscarriage.

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  • Sex

    What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

    Cancer

    Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

    One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

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  • Jesus

    What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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