Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Offensive Jokes
I have a big cock.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Balls.
