If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
your fat
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
What's red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The non stop dancer". It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.
What is a "dad"?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
you.
your mom
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
