The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
Off Jokes
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, Iβm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
