When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Off Jokes
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
