A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
octuspus
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
WHEN I WAS ON THE TITANIC I GOT BROKEN
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
