The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
Why did my mother buy me a honda she knows I can move so she pushed my wheel chair with me in it into the ocean I survived just by a second but a shark got my wheel chair fucking bitch
What is big and stupid
The Titanic
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
What is the titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers
Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
