Not jokes
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."