Not jokes

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

Why do orphans not like July 24th??

Because it's Parents Day.

What war did Africa not win? The water fight.

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."