Not a joke jokes
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! π But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesnβt change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Community talk
Dear matthais, I am currently working with law enforcement due to a death threat from this account: https://worstjokesever.com/@a77
And i will need there IP adress due to this being a lawful issue. this is not a joke if you want i can get name and badge number and this all takes place on worstjokesever.com. sincerly imwithstupid
Guys, can everyone just stop? A lot of people on here are suicidal it's not worth it. And if you're really feeling this way don't go and tell everyone your peers don't know how to handle it. Go talk to an adult it doesn't matter if you feel like you need to do everything yourself, because you don't. And if you say things just like this for attention, stop people have real problems like this it's not a joke. If you feel that way talk to someone if you don't but you say you do wth is wrong with you? Thats not a joke.
i just found out im adopted not a joke