This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Arik? (Not a joke)
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
its not a joke
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
it would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. it would be prety funy I think lol. just a little funny lol
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! π But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesnβt change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
If you get offended, leave, how did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No. You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke but the people that do this are.
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wifeβs mom and dad just died
Wife:πππI wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy itβs ok I love whenever I see youπ₯°π₯°
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I wonβt but I love you when ur alive ππ
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when weβre alive but you donβt love us when weβre deadπ€₯π₯π
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommyβs mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sadπ‘π€¬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry π£ when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then weβll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love π
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. Itβs honestly just nasty.
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
This is not a joke have you ever thought about it youβre an emo while wearing black So what if you are black does that mean youβre an emo because you are black and emails wear a black ;)
not a joke? more like not an existing organism in life.
who ever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die
rape isn't a joke unless you watch youtube kids.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
